Sunday, December 07, 2008

Don't throw away the quirks!

So, here we are cleaning up and clearing out...again.
I get these random spurts of concentrated energy which will not subside without throwing something out or cleaning out this corner of the house. I know, some call it OCD.

At any rate, we landed some documented quirks on Joshua that I had to record, somewhere other than the sticky note pile, in order to throw it away. Sentimental aren't I?

Presenting the one and only Joshua!! (round of applause)

* I have an episode of amnesia at least 8x's daily.
* I see a sunburn as a free souvenir.
* I have a goal to be more passionate about life.
* I use 4 paper towels, to dry my hands, when using public restrooms.
* I love experiencing new cultures & will try most anything once.
* I have an internal sensor that turns on as soon as I have brushed my teeth and said my prayers, that puts me right to sleep.
* I will only buy Crest regular tooth paste.
* I must hang all my clothes facing left in the closet.
* Chocolate milk makes me happy!

And there you have it! Straight from the luscious mouth of the J-man!

3 comments:

Em said...

This is awesome.

You forgot to add:
I write awesome poetry about the simple things in life...like, hotdogs. ;)

I want to know more about the four paper towels. You should post about that. Are your hands just really wet? Is one for turning the faucet off?

Brittanie said...

Love love love it! I felt like Josh was sitting in my living room for a moment. The other day I was remembering a fun outing in which Josh was riding a certain animal at BYU farms. Still had me laughing even years later.

Amy said...

That's great! I'm with you on the Chocolate Milk!!
Hey Brooke, I need your address. Will you please email it to me? For some reason my email isn't pulling up your email address, so I had to ask for it here :)
Love ya!