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Pregnancy Symptoms

Somewhere we read that sometimes husbands can experience pregnancy symptoms while their wives are pregnant. J may have become a statistic of this theory.....or perhaps he's just a wannabe. His symptoms (and possible explanations) are as follows:

• Food Cravings (root beer floats, pizza, burgers, steak)
  
• Snoring (typical)
  
• Difficulty sleeping (perhaps because of the snoring)
  
• Fatigue (from not being able to sleep)
  
• Backaches (from chopping wood)
• Loss of brain power - or just plain ignorance (thought a bassinet was a type of lamp, tied the car door shut when attaching the Christmas tree to the roof, forgets where he is going)
• Mood swings (started out laughing, but ended up crying)
  
• Weight gain around the midsection, aka a bigger belly (a terrible monster that plagues the 30s - slower metabolism...or the dryer is selectively shrinking his pants...and shirts)
  

Disclaimer

Not all people from Richmond, VA are like Rozlyn.

Baby Q

Thanks for your responses to our last Baby Q. We plan to create an application process to include a credit check, background check, blood work, polygraph test, and a brief 20 page personal history for those who would like to hold our child, unless he has poopy pants.

This week's Baby Q:

What is the best car seat - stroller combination to purchase?